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Post by Weasel Pie on Aug 28, 2017 0:56:34 GMT
Blurb.
Happy viewing!
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Post by freyfamilyreunion on Aug 28, 2017 2:43:00 GMT
Words can not describe how painfully dumb this show is.
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Post by Weasel Pie on Aug 28, 2017 2:43:34 GMT
So, Sam teleports to Winterfell without finding out about his dad and brother, only to go immediately to Bran, who chooses Sam of all people to reveal Jon's parentage - yeah screw telling his sisters about it - and Sam conveniently gives Bran which channel to turn to to confirm Jon's legitimacy? Come on, writers, really? I can only hold out hope that Dany is Jon's twin, but who am I fooling? So next season is fighting the white walkers, coming to terms with their incest, and Cersei continuing to whine? :/
I missed what his name is. Blagthropple Targaryen or something? Don't tell me it's Aegon...
Having said that, I was OK with how Sansa and Arya decided to be a wolf pack, but LF will be sorely missed. Then again, he hasn't been a good character since Lysa's moonwalk.
And... yeah.
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Post by freyfamilyreunion on Aug 28, 2017 2:46:14 GMT
So, Sam teleports to Winterfell without finding out about his dad and brother, only to go immediately to Bran, who chooses Sam of all people to reveal Jon's parentage - yeah screw telling his sisters about it - and Sam conveniently gives Bran which channel to turn to to confirm Jon's legitimacy? Come on, writers, really? I can only hold out hope that Dany is Jon's twin, but who am I fooling? So next season is fighting the white walkers, coming to terms with their incest, and Cersei continuing to whine? :/ I missed what his name is. Blagthropple Targaryen or something? Don't tell me it's Aegon... Having said that, I was OK with how Sansa and Arya decided to be a wolf pack, but LF will be sorely missed. Then again, he hasn't been a good character since Lysa's moonwalk. And... yeah. The fact that the scene where the guy kept hitting Theon in the crotch wasn't the dumbest scene in the show says a lot. And yes, it's Aegon.
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Post by Weasel Pie on Aug 28, 2017 2:57:43 GMT
The fact that the scene where the guy kept hitting Theon in the crotch wasn't the dumbest scene in the show says a lot. And yes, it's Aegon. We're supposed to believe that Rhaegar secretly disowned his legitimate children - who then get brutally murdered - so he can name a child the same name as the child he already has? Other than the thousand other reasons RLJ makes no freakin sense. I wrote more but I can't anymore right now even.
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Post by Melifeather on Aug 28, 2017 3:06:28 GMT
GRRM doesn't write stupid, so...
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Post by Weasel Pie on Aug 28, 2017 3:08:44 GMT
"Robert's Rebellion was built on a lie" OK wtf? This has always been a logical argument against RLJ, that it turns both Rhaegar and Lyanna into complete morons if they actually had a secret romance and never bothered to explain where Lyanna was and that she was alive.
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Post by Weasel Pie on Aug 28, 2017 3:09:57 GMT
GRRM doesn't write stupid, so... ... I can see GRRM thinking, yeah let them use that story so it doesn't screw with my books.
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Post by freyfamilyreunion on Aug 28, 2017 3:17:57 GMT
I made the mistake of checking out the Westeros forum, to see if they were as disgusted as I was. Needless to say I'm disappointed. Here is this gem from our old buddy J Starkgaryen:
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Post by Weasel Pie on Aug 28, 2017 3:38:53 GMT
J Star thinks GRRM wrote the show. LOL. I'd unignore him to remind him of that, but I cba.
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Post by Some Pig No Doubt on Aug 28, 2017 3:52:38 GMT
I hate to say I told you so about the 100% accurate spoilers, but....
Yeah.
The big RLJ reveal & secret wedding, I swear to God, that was taken straight from the mouths of certain Westeros posters. Just unbelievable. I am hoping beyond all hope that GRRM is either laughing maniacally or sobbing uncontrollably right now.
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Post by Some Pig No Doubt on Aug 28, 2017 3:54:11 GMT
And Littlefinger's demise can be best summed up by Mr. Pig: "What the hell was that about? I mean, I'm glad he's dead, but what a cheesedick way to go about it. That made no sense."
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Post by freyfamilyreunion on Aug 28, 2017 3:57:46 GMT
The funny thing is I bet about half of the show watchers looked at the wedding scene and thought " hey that's the guy who was Dany's brother in the first season, you know the guy who felt her up. That's Jon's dad?"
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Post by Weasel Pie on Aug 28, 2017 4:01:29 GMT
So many people so delighted to believe that GRRM set out to make a fantasy incest love story. This incredibly rich world and well-developed characters but... hehe incest lurve! Gotcha!
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Post by Some Pig No Doubt on Aug 28, 2017 4:08:45 GMT
The funny thing is I bet about half of the show watchers looked at the wedding scene and thought " hey that's the guy who was Dany's brother in the first season, you know the guy who felt her up. That's Jon's dad?" Are you kidding? Hell, *I* thought that for a second! I realize that all the budget went to CGI dragons and that's probably why they had to recycle Harry Lloyd's entire wardrobe, wig and all, from Season 1, but seriously...Ragger is supposed to be the most gorgeous man in the 7 Kingdoms and we get Show!Viserys' literal twin brother? I just can't.
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